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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 9:30 pm Post subject: Some Crazy Facts ... |
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This may be a bit old , but who cares, still good for a laugh
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it !)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig..)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
(Honey, I'm home. What the...?!)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??) !
(and God love that pig!)
 _________________ "We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."..........Stephen Hawking . |
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Mr Jepps Se

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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 10:16 pm Post subject: |
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The Cockroach one I find hard to believe, unless its brains are somewhere else, are they? _________________
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Toking on a stogie playing AB..
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Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:00 am Post subject: |
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| Mr Jepps Se wrote: | | The Cockroach one I find hard to believe, unless its brains are somewhere else, are they? |
The roach nervous system is far more generalized than it is in humans. roaches do have brains, but it is used mostly for information from the eyes and antenna. Most of the thinking takes place in the nerve cord which runs down its body. _________________ "We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a very average star. But we can understand the Universe. That makes us something very special."..........Stephen Hawking . |
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Posted: Tue Sep 23, 2008 11:11 pm Post subject: |
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that is really good, and very funny! lol! get more facts! _________________ www.youtube.com/arcadebossmastar
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 4:33 pm Post subject: |
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a cockroach can live anything they found out cockroaches survive atomic bombs......
-believe it or not- _________________ BOTM
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 5:34 pm Post subject: |
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Haha this stuff is hilarious.. _________________
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Posted: Sun Oct 26, 2008 8:36 pm Post subject: did you know? |
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the longest ***** by a bird in history was recorded by a duck  |
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 12:11 am Post subject: |
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this is a great forum topic.. keep em comning everyone  |
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:17 am Post subject: |
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WOW very intersting specially the fact about pigs. Someone must be really into pigs.  |
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Posted: Mon Oct 27, 2008 4:27 am Post subject: |
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Yes they are very hardy insect's,lol starman an atomic bomb lmao.
ugly and dirty thing's tho. |
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Posted: Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:11 pm Post subject: |
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omg that stuffs freaking great
The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television
were: Fred and Wilma Flintstone.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury.
Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. |
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