My sister gave a new meaning to the line "when I say jump, you say how high"..I hid behind the door and my sister unsuspecting, innocently looking at something jumped real high when I jumped out and scared her..I was literally rofl! She so p.o. at me she stormed out calling me a F...Biooootch....
Just heard that on the radio, from a guy in Brooklyn, NY.
Well, it appeals to ME!
it's a good thing cows can't fly,
otherwise you would have to check your roof gutter everyday
Btw birdie whitewash in your eye is not the worst that can happen.
_________________ We have flown the air like birds and swum the sea like fishes,
but have yet to learn the simple act of walking the earth like brothers.
Today my wife, mother-in-law and I were at Wal-Mart. We were standing in the Express lane waiting our turn. I farted. The guy at the front of the line went to the next till and the lady behind him fanned her hand in front of her face. She then turned to me and said,"That guy farted and left for the till". I had to look at my shoes to keep from laughing! It turns out that a lady behind my wife thought it was my mother-in-law who farted!
I did it and never got blamed! I've been laughing about this all afternoon! _________________ Since the Meek shall inherit the Earth then Canada is destined to rule the World!
Today my wife, mother-in-law and I were at Wal-Mart. We were standing in the Express lane waiting our turn. I farted. The guy at the front of the line went to the next till and the lady behind him fanned her hand in front of her face. She then turned to me and said,"That guy farted and left for the till". I had to look at my shoes to keep from laughing! It turns out that a lady behind my wife thought it was my mother-in-law who farted!
I did it and never got blamed! I've been laughing about this all afternoon!
That was funny but disgusting. The worst part was we were in a line in the corral and noone could move. We all had to suffer. _________________ Classic Arcade Games
Wind from ICBMs team canada! My 2 year old broke wind the other day - laughed and then told xdonnax to smell it! LMAO!!! _________________ BOTM JULY 2009 107 1st places
BOTM AUG 2009 134 1st places
BOTM SEP 2009 112 1st places
BOTM OCT 2009 130 1st places
BOTM NOV 2009 131 1st places
BOTM DEC 2009 136 1st places
BOTM JAN 2010 134 1st places
BOTM FEB 2010 147 1st places
That's killing me!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________ Since the Meek shall inherit the Earth then Canada is destined to rule the World!
Loll we had a family lunch today, and my brother started doing a monkey again, joined by the rest of the family. I heard them as I was coming down the stairs.
at me she stormed out calling me a F...Biooootch....
