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 Posted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 4:59 pm Post subject: Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane |
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A lil joke for you Monday morning.
Barack Obama was seated next to a little girl on an airplane He
turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go
quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger.'
The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the Obama, 'What would you like to talk about?'
'Oh, I don't know,' said the Obama. 'How about What Changes I Should
Make To America ?' and he smiles.
'OK, ' she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same
stuff - grass - . Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow
turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass.
Why do you suppose that is?'
Obama, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks
about it and says, 'Hmmm, I have no idea.'
To which the little girl replies, 'Do you really feel qualified to
change America when you don't know crap?
hehe
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