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There were three pigs.
The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.
The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.
The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said "No I'm the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home"
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| gamesmaster wrote: | There were three pigs.
The first pig went to a bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.
The second pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and went to the bathroom and then left.
The third pig went to the same bar ordered a drink and gulped it down and was just going to leave and the bartender asked if he was going to the bathroom and the third little pig said "No I'm the little pig that goes weee weee weee all the way home" |
Gamemaster that is so funny!
Where did you get those jokes from!
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One cannibal says to the other: "I can't stand my mother-in-law."
The other says: "Why don't you just eat the vegetables?"
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| Why have elephants got big ears? Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. |
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i think he gets ya  
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| Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 2:23 pm Post subject: Jokes |
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| Homelessthinker48 wrote: | | i think he gets ya |
Let post some more jokes heres one!
A busload of politicians were driving down a country road, when suddenly the bus ran off the road and crashed into an old farmer''s barn.
The old farmer got off his tractor and went to investigate. Soon he dug a hole and buried the politicians. A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer told him he had buried them.
The sheriff asked the old farmer, "Lordy, were they ALL dead?"
The old farmer said, "Well, some of them said they weren''t, but you know how them crooked politicians lie."
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I saw six men kicking and punching the mother inlaw, My neighbour said 'Are you going to help' I said no six Should be enough!!!!!
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There was a knock at the door, I new it was the mother in law because all the mice were throwing themselves on the traps.
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God made man and then rested. God than made women and no one rested.
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| Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 6:00 am Post subject: nice |
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nice and funny jokes everyone! 
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I knew all these from friends in the Pub. I am some brilliant ones, but if I posted them, I'd think I'd be banned from the site.
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