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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:15 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Omg nice ones!!! lol
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
So why did the chicken cross the road????

To get to the other side of course!!! lmao...

Lamest joke ever right??? lol I hate when people tell me that joke lol
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
no the chicken crossed the road so it could get hit by a car and have a granade thrown at it Smile it may hurt but idc
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 12:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
I thought the chicken crossed the to get away from KFC or something??? lol ive heard som many answers to that question lol
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
nnah the ckicken crossed the road becuz no1 liked it and it wanted to be killed by my 8 by 8 ford lol Razz
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 1:24 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
hmm I thought the chicken crossed the road so he could get away from the chicken eating monster lol
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PostPosted: Sun May 11, 2008 2:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol there are like 1bill answers soooo i guess you can be right
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PostPosted: Mon May 12, 2008 12:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Yah I think there is lol...I wanna meet the guy who cam up with that joke anyways lol so I can find out what the real answer is lol
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 4:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
As CAPTAIN JAMES T. KIRK would say:
To boldly go where no chicken has gone before. Surprised Surprised Surprised
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PostPosted: Wed May 14, 2008 10:22 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol i wanna meet up whit him too Smile Razz
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 5:18 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
the chicken crossed the road cuz there was a hot rooster across the street
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 5:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
what did the first jamaican say to the second jamaican that was cooking?

what jah-makin ahhahahahahahhahaha
hahahahahahhahahahahhahahaahhahahaha
ahahhahahahhahahahahhahahah
ahahhahaha
ha

the guy asked the nun
hey do u have any muney i can borrow?
the nun sed
sorry i aint got "nun" ahhaha
ahahhahahahhahahhahahahhahahha
ahhaha ahhaha hahaha
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PostPosted: Fri May 16, 2008 5:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
theres 2 guys
one guy says hey i have a dog
and the second guy says
oh yeah? thas nice
the first guy says he doesnt have a nose
the second guy says well how does he smell then?
the first guy says
"awful" ayaahahhhahhahhahhahhahha
ajajajahahahhahahjahahjahjaahaajahajahjahjahjaahjahja
ahahahaha *dies*
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PostPosted: Tue May 20, 2008 10:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
She was so blonde...

She got stabbed in a shoot-out.

She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.

She told me to meet her at the corner of 'walk' and 'don't walk'.

She tried to put M&Ms in alphabetical order.

She tried to drown a fish.

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

If you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back.

They had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.

Under 'education' on her job application, she put 'Hooked On Phonics.'

She tripped over a cordless phone.

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

At the bottom of the application where it says 'sign here', she put 'Sagittarius.'

She asked for a price docket at the Dollar Store.

If she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless.

She studied for a blood test... and failed.

She thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center.

She thought Meow Mix was a record for cats.

She thought she needed a ticket to get on Soul Train.

She sold the car for gas money.
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