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One of my friends were talking about bad stuff during lunch and there was a teacher right behind him listining LOL!!! you dont wanna know what he was talking about 
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My dog being sedated, due to the fireworks (Bonfire night here in the UK).
He staggers as if he has had one too many beers, and can not even manage to lift his leg up a tree, to do his business.
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SWAN Uk have just started giving away £10 cash prizes to lucky buyers of their cigarette filter tips.
It says to pull off the bottom panel when the box is empty to reveal if you are a winner.
Then it says to post the [winning] panel with your details to their address.
... but then this is the funny bit... it says to write "WINNER" on the envelope!
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gamesmaster
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| Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 7:22 pm Post subject: |
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I bet the postman will be pocketing them.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:39 am Post subject: |
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The bit that simply made me piss myself was, "No purchase neccessary in Northern Ireland"   ... give me a towel please.
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| Posted: Sat Nov 08, 2008 7:58 am Post subject: |
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| checked out icanhascheezburger.com for the first time in weeks-lots of funny pics with funny captions-don't forget to check out the other linked sites-lol cats, lol celebs, and engrish funny |
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