My sister gave a new meaning to the line "when I say jump, you say how high"..I hid behind the door and my sister unsuspecting, innocently looking at something jumped real high when I jumped out and scared her..I was literally rofl! She so p.o. at me she stormed out calling me a F...Biooootch....
Today my wife, mother-in-law and I were at Wal-Mart. We were standing in the Express lane waiting our turn. I farted. The guy at the front of the line went to the next till and the lady behind him fanned her hand in front of her face. She then turned to me and said,"That guy farted and left for the till". I had to look at my shoes to keep from laughing! It turns out that a lady behind my wife thought it was my mother-in-law who farted!
I did it and never got blamed! I've been laughing about this all afternoon! _________________ -2nd Person to Join
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Today my wife, mother-in-law and I were at Wal-Mart. We were standing in the Express lane waiting our turn. I farted. The guy at the front of the line went to the next till and the lady behind him fanned her hand in front of her face. She then turned to me and said,"That guy farted and left for the till". I had to look at my shoes to keep from laughing! It turns out that a lady behind my wife thought it was my mother-in-law who farted!
I did it and never got blamed! I've been laughing about this all afternoon!
That was funny but disgusting. The worst part was we were in a line in the corral and noone could move. We all had to suffer.
That's killing me!!!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _________________ -2nd Person to Join
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Loll we had a family lunch today, and my brother started doing a monkey again, joined by the rest of the family. I heard them as I was coming down the stairs.
at me she stormed out calling me a F...Biooootch....
