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pimpin101


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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:37 am    Post subject: What is she thinking!!!???? Reply with quote

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very ‘friendly’ person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - *****
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

Yes = No.
No = Yes.
Maybe = No.
We need = I want.
I am sorry = You'll be sorry.
We need to talk = You're in trouble.
Sure, go ahead = You’d better not.
Do what you want = You will pay for this later.
I am not upset = Of course I’m upset, you moron!
You're very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

I am hungry = I am hungry.
I am sleepy = I am sleepy.
I am tired = I am tired.
Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
I love you = Let's have sex now.
I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
How about dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay.

And finally...

A recent scientific study found that women find different male faces attractive depending on where they are in their menstrual cycle.



For example, when a woman is ovulating she will prefer a man with rugged, masculine features. However when she is menstruating, she prefers a man doused in petrol and set on fire, with scissors stuck in his eye and a broken bottle shoved up his backside.
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LMAO!!!!!!
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PostPosted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol thanks for that.
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growler1972


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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 6:31 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very amusing
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 7:07 pm    Post subject: [[BOYS]] *only* Reply with quote

Funny stuff
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:33 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I agree with that. lol
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PostPosted: Wed Jan 23, 2008 9:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

We can not live with them but we can not live without them Cool
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 6:38 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol it was funny, and i fully agree with you viper1976, you cant do without us! Razz
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 3:39 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow thats a great little explanation pimpin... i can see all of it being so true haha
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anjiebabe


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

how very true this is
pimpin101
your spot on lol
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

thats quite the interesting list you got there hahahahaha
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol seriously that is very true!!
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I totally agree with you all. Women speak another language.
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monopoly man 123


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 6:59 am    Post subject: lol Reply with quote

lol this is not true, but its funny lol Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 23, 2008 11:11 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey, trust me Monolpoly man, when you have been married as long as I have, you will find that everything stated is true.
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