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msidoh
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Good one, Lonny!
Tell me... what date is Christmas day this year...?  |
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Lonny
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rogbow
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| Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2014 4:52 am Post subject: |
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^^ LMAO Lonny
Here's one I saw in a case where an attorney was questioning a doctor in court.
ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn’t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn’t know about it until the next morning?
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Lonny
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rogbow
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| Posted: Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:46 am Post subject: |
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Lonny
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msidoh
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| Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 2:07 pm Post subject: |
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| Lonny wrote: | | I always thought it took 2 years for the eggs to hatch to make twins. |
Nah, it only takes four-and-a-half months for twins. Twins come from an egg that has split in two, and everyone knows that things cook faster when they're cut in half.  |
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Lonny
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| Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 2:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Quote: | | things cook faster when they're cut in half. |
i always thought the it was the temperature of the womb the made babies grow faster.
I'm gonna have a talk with my 10th grade coach on that one.
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msidoh
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| Posted: Wed Nov 05, 2014 2:43 pm Post subject: |
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| Lonny wrote: | | i always thought the it was the temperature of the womb the made babies grow faster. |
Only when it has had air-conditioning installed. There's nothing like an air-conditioned womb to keep baby happy. |
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Lonny
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| Posted: Mon Nov 10, 2014 12:27 am Post subject: |
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| msidoh wrote: | | Lonny wrote: | | i always thought the it was the temperature of the womb the made babies grow faster. |
Only when it has had air-conditioning installed. There's nothing like an air-conditioned womb to keep baby happy. |
ac unit running for 9 months. wonder who pays that bill.
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