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PostPosted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:58 pm    Post subject: Chuck Norris Jokes Reply with quote
Post your Chuck Norris jokes here!

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:37 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chris, please do not post 1000000 times in a few minutes, if you could just make it one long post it would be alright, i do understand that you are probably new to the site, this is your 1st warning, here check this out :
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 12:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
starman wrote:
Chris, please do not post 1000000 times in a few minutes, if you could just make it one long post it would be alright, i do understand that you are probably new to the site, this is your 1st warning, here check this out :
http://www.arcadeboss.com/arcade-thread1103.html

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im sorry i didnt realize i couldnt do that and it wont be a problem again so sorry
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:34 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
500 credits removed. Posts removed to prevent others from getting the idea they can do this.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 3:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
This may be old but here it goes.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 4:22 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck norris doesn't do push ups, what he does is push the earth down
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 11:45 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Hahaha lmao I love these I don't understand why everyone, also here, think so highly of well hmm Chuck Norris but it's hilarious
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PostPosted: Sun Mar 08, 2009 5:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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Hahaha lmao I love these I don't understand why everyone, also here, think so highly of well hmm Chuck Norris but it's hilarious


Norris jokes have been around for decades. The net just circulated them like wild fire. In real life Norris is a real black belt in martial arts. He's what one would call the white bruce lee. I did a quick you tube search of them both from a 70's clip with the fighting. Im a big time lee fan so heres the clip.



Keep a eye on the cat in the clip funny even for its time.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 1:36 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lonny wrote:
KillerCarsS wrote:
Hahaha lmao I love these I don't understand why everyone, also here, think so highly of well hmm Chuck Norris but it's hilarious


Norris jokes have been around for decades. The net just circulated them like wild fire. In real life Norris is a real black belt in martial arts. He's what one would call the white bruce lee. I did a quick you tube search of them both from a 70's clip with the fighting. Im a big time lee fan so heres the clip.



Keep a eye on the cat in the clip funny even for its time.



WWha didn't know that.
Wasnice to watch this.

And that cat is adorable !
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 3:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
lol-when bruce lee pulled off some of chuck norris' chest hair, i rolled off of my chair
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:37 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
When Chuck Norris was born, the only person who cried was the doctor. Never slap Chuck Norris.
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Lmao ICBM, that one is really good =D

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