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ok one of my many jokes

man walks in to a pub and ask for a pint waiting for bar tender to pull pint sits at the bar and the nuts on the bar starts talking to him says "i think your brill and giving him complants" so the man thinking this is wierd walks over to fruit machine, fruit machine starts to talk to him which he thought was wired saying "your rubbish and never going to win" bar tender comes over with his drink and the man tells in what he as heard bar tender says oh right well the nuts or
complimentary and fruit machine is well out of order
ha ha ha

very good so lets know what it is i

hmm this is a hard one there both wicked but i think i got go with the simpsons

i loved wonder woman when i was a kid but since theres bin remake of bionic woman on itv2 i think its brill
but then again theres a film made bionic showdown which sandra bullock is in from my post before if anybody read it shes wicked
i'v not bin able to get of this so anybody knows where to get this from plz let me know l

well all the roosters out there same as me this is what it says how true is it
The sign of the Rooster indicates a person who is hard-working and definite about their decisions. Roosters are not afraid to speak their minds and can therefore sometimes come across as boastful. They make good restaurant owners and world travellers.

for me the hard working i work 6 days a week and i'm not shy so speaking there minds true but boastful not true well in my eyes its not but like it says maybe other ppl might think i am
as for restaurant owner that was my goal when i was at school seen as that was the only A i got in my exams but as for traveller i'v never bin abroad

i was born 1969 year of the rooster i beleave u can check here http://www.chinese.new-year.co.uk/calendar.htm SORRY if u class this as spaming

my dad or brother wrote there bets on it classic from rita,sue and bob 2

execellent

Sandra bullocks i think she is the best i have most of her films on video of dvd

must be on about popeye food what i can make out which i have never heard of in the uk i thought popeye was a cartoon character that ate Spinach

Mines easy anjula hence anjiebabe no secert about it lol

What is your star sign mine is leo 11th august

i have to be up at 5:30 am 6 days a week i try to go bed early most nights but to be honest it feels like i'm being boring and stay up and have drink or 2 but it makes it worse to get up but u cant be boring all ya live but its easter woo hoo got monday and tuesday thank god x

i have to be up at 5:30 am 6 days a week i try to go bed early most nights but to be honest it feels like i'm being boring and stay up and have drink or 2 but it makes it worse to get up but u cant be boring all ya live but its easter woo hoo got monday and tuesday thank god x