best simpsons moments

_stimpy_ · **$ 20** 3258 Credits

marge to homer after hes been skiving work
"work has phoned, if you dont go in friday dont bother coming in monday"
homer-
"woo hoo four day weekend"

anjiebabe · uk nottingham **$ 20** 1739 Credits

the one where homer has welded a robot for bart and when he finished he said somthing like
"there all that welding done without wasting money on stupid welding glasses"
then he turns round and his eyes are bright red

Starman · Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 11:44 pm Post subject:

excelent.... remember the episode "its nontoxic" with the play doh wen homer needs to gain weight to stay home for work... lol X D

_stimpy_ · **$ 20** 3258 Credits

great thats the one where he uses the drinking bird to tap the y button

The Big Hobb · AB Rep: -30 53642 Credits

i like the moment when chief wiggum says to his 2 backup cops "bake em away toys" after catching sideshow bob... then bart says "dont u mean take em away boys?" and wiggum says "what the kid said"

reptilehunter2 · zimbawe 411 Credits

remember i think bart randomly fell down and there was a note attached to his head and it read

_____________
|.....................|
|i owe you one.|
|....brain..........|
| from,............|
|....God...........|
|____________|

Lonny · **$ 445** AB Rep: +95 Aura: 232109 Credits

From Treehouse of Horror VI [7.06]

Homer (putting his arm through the portal): That's odd. It's like something out of that twilighty show about that zone.

Homer's brain (as he enters the 3rd dimension): Oh, glory of glories! Oh heavenly testament to the eternal majesty of God's creation!
Homer: Holy macaroni!

Homer: It's a place I've never been before.
Selma: The shower.
Homer: Hey!

Patty: It's like he disappeared into fat air.
Homer: Hey, shut up!

Homer: I'm so bulgy!

Homer (Homer looks at fish in the water): Mmm... unprocessed fishsticks.

Homer: Man, this place looks expensive. I feel like I'm wasting a fortune just standing here. (Takes a long pause, while clapping his hands and scratching himself.) Better make the most of it. (He belches.)

Dr. Hibbert: Homer, this is your physician, Dr. Julius Hibbert. Can you tell us what it's like in there?
Homer: Uh, it's like, uh... Did anybody see the movie Tron?
Dr. Hibbert: No.
Lisa: No.
Chief Wiggum: No.
Marge: No.
Bart: No.
Patty: No.
Chief Wiggum: No.
Ned Flanders: No.
Selma: No.
Professor Frink: No.
Reverend Lovejoy: No.
Chief Wiggum: Yes. I mean, uh, I mean, no.

Frink: Here is an ordinary square.
Wiggum: Whoa, whoa, slow down, egghead!
Frink: But, suppose we extend the square beyond the two dimensions of our universe, along the hypothetical Z-axis there. (everyone gasps as he draws a cube) This forms a three-dimensional object known as a cube or a Frinkahedron, in honour of its discoverer.

Chief Wiggum (shooting into the portal): Take that, ya lousy dimension!

Homer: Oh, there's so much I don't know about astrophysics. I wish I'd read that book by that wheelchair guy.

(Bart is pulled out of the 3rd dimension.]
Marge: Bart, what happened?
Bart: Well, we hit a little snag when the universe sort of collapsed on itself. But Dad seemed cautiously optimistic.
Homer: (from other universe) Craaaaaaaaaaap!

Homer: (upon entering the real world) Ooh, erotic cakes!

Rev. Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer?
Homer (from other universe): Yes.
Rev. Lovejoy: Move toward the light, my son.
[zapping sounds]
Homer (from other universe): Ow!

Frink: It seems that Homer has entered...[lights go out] the third dimension!
[Frink looks at Lisa who is by the light switch]
Lisa: Sorry, heheheh. [turns lights back on]

_stimpy_ · **$ 20** 3258 Credits

homer as mr plow
homers customer "mind my ashfalt"
homer "kiss my ashfalt"
also in same episode
flanders when homers struggling to get contracts
flanders "hey homer you can pough my drive again"(offering money)
homer "ill take your money, but im not ploughing your drive"

ps in the episode based on cape fear whats the crack with side show bob and all the rakes

Starman · Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 12:23 pm Post subject:

ohh was the other one from the 3d simpsons lol??? i remember that one.

monopoly man 123 · dont know **$ 90** AB Rep: +5 Aura: 1037 Credits

there are so many good ones, i cant even remember one!
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Starman · Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 9:22 pm Post subject:

Lol the mr. plow one was good. Hows about the simpsons movie, anyone see that?

monopoly man 123 · dont know **$ 90** AB Rep: +5 Aura: 1037 Credits

demonican9el · Belfast **$ 5** AB Rep: +1 2289 Credits

Starman · Posted: Mon Jun 09, 2008 9:06 pm Post subject:

lol did he get to see bart... skateboarding... cought by police... lol when he was dared by homer to...

demonican9el · Belfast **$ 5** AB Rep: +1 2289 Credits

is that wen he was naked? lol
no i dont think he did!! At least I have it on DVD so can watch it again anytime. Very Happy