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gnome
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| chuck noris is so fast he ran around the world and slap himself at the back of his head |
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serenbo
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| Posted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:22 am Post subject: |
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| When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris |
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gnome
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 5:14 am Post subject: |
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| serenbo wrote: | | When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris |
hehe thats an old one. |
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| Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:49 pm Post subject: |
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| Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die. |
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redx
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| Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 12:33 am Post subject: |
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| amoneymaker wrote: | | Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die. |
rofl hahahhah. good one |
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ICBM
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| Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 3:54 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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Starman
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| Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:04 pm Post subject: |
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Lol, ICBM that's a good one..
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. |
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ICBM
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| Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:16 pm Post subject: |
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This one had me laughing!
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Chuck Norris jumps out.
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| Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 4:20 pm Post subject: |
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Lol =DDDD
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. |
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ICBM
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| Posted: Fri Mar 13, 2009 9:47 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
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birmy
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| Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 12:19 am Post subject: |
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haha you have to watch the chuck norris will it blend on youtube its funny reli funny  so are all the blend tech vids "will it blend that is the question" |
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The Big Hobb
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| Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:57 am Post subject: |
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| if you have five dollars and chuck norris has five dollars, chuck norris has more money than u |
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| Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 4:05 am Post subject: |
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| There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. |
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The Big Hobb
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| Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 1:49 pm Post subject: |
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chuck norris once walked down the street with a massive erection.
there were no survivors. |
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ICBM
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| Posted: Sat Mar 14, 2009 6:24 pm Post subject: |
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Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting because it implies the possibility of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
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