Super Mario Kart for Wii

ICBM · I Came. I Saw. I Am Legend. AB Rep: +26 8695 Credits

Miss Priss and I play this game A LOT. It's odd how I'll have a decent position and WHAM! all of a sudden I'm 3 from last or worse. I am convinced that the game is cheating. I'm ABSOLUTELY certain that it's either Executives from FOX Broadcasting or maybe even low-level camera guys from ABC. I don't know WHY they want to bother a Canadian nobody like me, but.....It could be because of my intimate knowledge of Nuclear Power and Canada's hidden stash of Nuclear Grade Plutonium we keep hidden under the white and green tiles of the Parliament buildings...............
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ICBM · I Came. I Saw. I Am Legend. AB Rep: +26 8695 Credits

So we were playing again tonight. Same thing happened at an alarming regularity. However, I'm not certain anymore that it's Fox Broadcasting. It may be PETA. I'm a firm believer in eating meat. I hate PETA and I think they may have a found a REALLY good way to get inside my head and ruin my quiet time!

*goes off to ponder the newest developements and his hypotheses*
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Miss Priss · Teacher's Pet **$ 400** AB Rep: +14 191126 Credits

You are crazy. The game is not cheating and there is no conspiracy behind you losing.

ICBM · I Came. I Saw. I Am Legend. AB Rep: +26 8695 Credits

Oh yeah??? Then maybe you can explain the subliminal messages I'm getting in my dreams! I routinely see quick flashes saying,"You will lose!", "I'm gonna get you sucka!" and other messages too weird to post. Shocked

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dirty7732 · **$ 20** AB Rep: +1 10124 Credits

Since the old school Mario Kart there are always two really good computer that during the tourney will always be right behind you no matter what you do you can't seem to get too far ahead of them, unless you are playing on easy. Just don't make a mistake on the last lap or else you will get knocked off pretty far in the rankings.

serenbo · **$ 80** 23630 Credits

i've always stayed just in second place since they have those weapons theat target first place-then pass just before the finish. i've lost many races for just trying to hot rod it the entire race

dirty7732 · **$ 20** AB Rep: +1 10124 Credits

I agree with you it is much better to just chill back in third or second wait till you get a good item hold on to it and eventually you will be close enough to take them over at the end. I like getting the stars, those are golden

brmsca · Portugal AB Rep: +1 25422 Credits

quite an elaborate plot Smile

dirty7732 · **$ 20** AB Rep: +1 10124 Credits

Yes I have had many years to perfect this plot ever since super mario kart for the SNES came out lol Very Happy

mel2win · Ireland **$ 409** AB Rep: +17 Aura: 39509 Credits

aha stay near the back and hopefully u get a bullet
game drives me nuts lol
lucky theres a wrist attachment or it would be out the window or at the tv Razz

Homelessthinker48 · Posted: Thu Apr 02, 2009 3:45 am Post subject:

i prefer the mario kart for nintendo64 i just think its the most fun overall

SonicLshadow · The HOUSE xDD 876 Credits

Well...

I played Mario Kart Wii. It's not cheating, don't worry. It's just the Wii remote because whenever you handle it, it sometimes does a wrong turn, or it doesn't handle the car properly.
Trust me, I know from playing Sonic and the Secret Rings on Wii. I tried doing a Homing Attack, but Sonic did a Jump Dash. Shocked