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sanj
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| I was cleaning out my fish tank and my son was packing the water to pour it out, he tripped and it splashed into my daughters bowl of cereal. |
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Dr. Nürburg
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Nevernevercreech
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| Posted: Tue Apr 21, 2009 12:48 pm Post subject: |
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I heard a knock at my door, so went and opened it to find some kid who I then realised was from next door.
He said, "Hello. Do you know when the digital tv will be back on?"
I had to explain to him that people don't have the same tv.
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The Big Hobb
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| Posted: Wed Apr 22, 2009 10:30 pm Post subject: |
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| i saw a man in a banana suit being chased by a man in a monkey suit |
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FIREBALLL4
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| Posted: Thu Apr 23, 2009 12:51 am Post subject: what made me laugh today. |
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My neighb  r's face made me laugh today. |
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KTWORLD
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| Posted: Tue May 05, 2009 8:40 pm Post subject: |
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| if you ever need a good laugh....watch any movie made by Kevin Smith....if you have no clue who he is, even better...really go and check it out...Dogma is the best in my opinion |
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TALLman2
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| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 8:30 pm Post subject: |
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| I have satilite radio and i usually turn to the comedy channels (which are frikkin hilarious) and one of the acts on was Steven Wright. If you dont know who he iz, then look him up. Some of his jokes were, "My grandfather invented a rocking chair that only rocked foward so he can have pretend interest in any converstion." and "I once had a weird dream and i asked my grandfather what it meant and he said, 'It meant you were sleepin.'" and one of my favorites, "My grandfather asked me how old i was and i said five and he said, 'When i was your age i was six.'" |
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The Big Hobb
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| Posted: Wed May 06, 2009 9:01 pm Post subject: |
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| i agree my man i LOVE kevin smith and dogma is fantastic but his best effort by far is mallrats that movie is high larious |
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gnome
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| Posted: Thu May 07, 2009 11:46 pm Post subject: |
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| some slighty hot chick wiped her buger on one of her friends and she made a big fuss letting the whole class now. ROFL |
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Nickahomaru
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| Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:55 am Post subject: |
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What made me laugh is all of the stories about making you guys laugh... Lmao  |
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Dr. Nürburg
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Nevernevercreech
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| Posted: Sun May 10, 2009 7:42 pm Post subject: |
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James May. He makes my day much brighter. I joined "The James May Appreciation Society" just the other day in fact.
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The Big Hobb
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| Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 1:20 pm Post subject: |
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| i scared the crap out of my sister |
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Dr. Nürburg
Writer & Musician
Nevernevercreech
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| Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 2:51 pm Post subject: |
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How?
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The Big Hobb
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| Posted: Mon May 11, 2009 11:51 pm Post subject: |
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| i was hiding and i jumped out and yelled really loud |
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Dr. Nürburg
Writer & Musician
Nevernevercreech
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| Posted: Fri May 15, 2009 6:26 pm Post subject: |
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The fact that I managed to buy two 8GB titanium Corsair USB sticks in a row that were faulty.
I couldn't believe my misfortune, so I'll find an alternative manufacturer.
That's beyond belief.
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Starman
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| Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 1:04 pm Post subject: |
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| On Halloween I went on the roof and went into the window in my sisters room and scared the crap out of her... LOL.. [In my room i went out of the window on the side roof and walked to my sisters room *I almost fell* and she screamed... I was laughing my ass off for like 10 minutes... LOL] |
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