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frank
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 Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:58 am Post subject: Jokes |
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anybody who has some funny jokes put em up.
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what do you call two black ppl in a sleeping bag?
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ICBM
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 5:50 am Post subject: |
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How does a blonde kill a fish?
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frank
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| Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 10:29 am Post subject: |
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| i have no clue, scream? |
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Homelessthinker48
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| Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:38 am Post subject: |
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| drowns it |
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Homelessthinker48
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| Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 3:38 am Post subject: |
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| i got it yeahhhhh |
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ICBM
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| Posted: Tue Jan 22, 2008 4:09 am Post subject: |
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Double posting again. How many times do you have to be asked NOT TO DO THIS?
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Homelessthinker48
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| Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:38 pm Post subject: |
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ok ok i got one
how could a blind man eat pizza without droppin it??? |
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gamesmaster
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| Posted: Thu Apr 24, 2008 12:00 pm Post subject: |
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There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, and just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry."
"No, it's not that. This day is the worst of my life. First, I fall asleep, and I go late to my office. My boss, outrageous, fires me. When I leave the building, to my car, I found out it was stolen. The police said that they can do nothing. I get a cab to return home, and when I leave it, I remember I left my wallet and credit cards there. The cab driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison." |
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pimpin101
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| Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 4:41 pm Post subject: |
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lmao very nice gamesmaster...I know you didnt think that up did you?? lol
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coolguy68
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| Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
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pimpin101
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| Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:13 am Post subject: |
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lmao!!! very nice coolguy lol... 
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The Big Hobb
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| Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 12:35 am Post subject: |
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| yea thats not a bad joke there coolguy |
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Lonny
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| Posted: Sun May 04, 2008 2:11 am Post subject: |
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| must see the joke. |
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gamesmaster
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| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 8:24 pm Post subject: |
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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman were without tickets for the opening ceremonies of the summer Olympics but hoped to be able to talk their way in at the gate. Security was very tight, however, and each of their attempts was met with a stern refusal.
While wandering around outside the stadium, the Englishman came upon construction site, which gave him an idea. Grabbing a length of scaffolding, he presented himself at the gate and said, "Johnson, the pole vault," and was admitted.
The Scotsman, overhearing this, went at once to search the site. When he came up with a sledge hammer, he presented himself at the gate and said, "McTavish, the hammer." He was also admitted.
The Irishman combed the site for an hour and was nearly ready to give up when he spotted his ticket in. Seizing a roll of barbed wire, he presented himself at the gate and announced, "O'Sullivan, fencing." |
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pimpin101
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| Posted: Mon May 05, 2008 9:17 pm Post subject: |
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Hmmm...that one went over my head lol... 
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