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Dr. Nürburg
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 Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:29 pm Post subject: Any Answers? |
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If you have an entertaining question, please post it here and hopefully we'll get some similarly entertaining answers.
I thought I'd start it off with a question in today's Guardian by Ted Wilson of Stockport, who asks:
If all drivers observed the minimum distance from the vehicle in front, as prescribed by the Highway Code and the "two second rule", would there be sufficient space on our motorways to carry the traffic?
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coolguy68
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| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:07 am Post subject: |
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Why do you drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?  |
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ArcadeBoss
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| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 1:02 am Post subject: |
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Reminds me of those stoplights that they have at some freeway entrances, designed to reduce and space the entering traffic.
Which reminds me of a neat project where some guy used image recognition software to keep his cat from bringing dead animals into his house...
http://www.quantumpicture.com/Flo_Control/flo_control.htm |
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Lonny
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| Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 3:09 am Post subject: |
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| Why is the word SHORT longer than LONG is short?? |
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_stimpy_
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 11:28 pm Post subject: |
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| if god made the earth , what did he stand on |
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zombiedead666
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| Posted: Sat Feb 16, 2008 10:30 am Post subject: |
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| What came first - the Chicken or the Egg? |
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Apollo
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| Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:12 pm Post subject: |
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| zombiedead666 wrote: | | What came first - the Chicken or the Egg? |
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Apollo
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| Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 7:13 pm Post subject: |
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| _stimpy_ wrote: | | if god made the earth , what did he stand on |
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zombiedead666
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| Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 1:17 pm Post subject: |
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| A Step-ladder......?????????????????????? |
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Dr. Nürburg
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:44 am Post subject: |
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If it comes with a guarantee, why do you have a guarantee department?
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agiggles80
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| Posted: Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:36 pm Post subject: |
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| cute i like these |
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pimpin101
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 12:15 am Post subject: |
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If fortune tellers really know the future...why dont they play the lottery?? 
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anjiebabe
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| Posted: Mon Mar 24, 2008 11:04 pm Post subject: |
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| i think answer to what came first - the Chicken or the Egg? i think the chicken cus god made all creatures so he must of made a chicken to lay the egg even tho he was standing on a step ladder lol |
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