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Jen4TheWin
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 Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 1:19 pm Post subject: Old but funny... |
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Spread the Stupidity
Only in America ......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America .....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.
Only in America .....do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America .........do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
Only in America .....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
EVER WONDER ...
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and= dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? |
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| Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 8:28 pm Post subject: |
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Very clever and very interesting Jen4TheWin!! 
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| Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 9:14 pm Post subject: |
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| wow this really makes you think. it left me in awe. i never thought about that stuff thanks for posting this. |
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Dr. Nürburg
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| Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 9:46 pm Post subject: |
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Great, really enjoyed that.
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bedem15
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| Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:29 pm Post subject: |
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| thats incredible...and a lot of them make total sense...it reminds me of a song, but i cant remember the name or who sang it...ill try to think and get back...but anyways, jen, that was great |
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taz775
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| Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 10:56 pm Post subject: |
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| wow this is very interesting and nobody here would notice that if you haden't told us also almost all of it is true |
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Homelessthinker48
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| Posted: Mon May 17, 2010 11:57 pm Post subject: |
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| I enjoyed reading this. |
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| Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 12:36 am Post subject: |
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Thank's Jen that was great reading,some funny ones and some funny but true one's.had to laugh at the last one.
well done,great post! |
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Jen4TheWin
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| Posted: Tue May 18, 2010 8:08 pm Post subject: |
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Glad you guys enjoyed it as much as I did!  Thanks for the feedback. |
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Dk2448
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| Posted: Thu May 20, 2010 12:24 am Post subject: |
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| agreed really nice would never of known |
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thecarl775
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| Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 2:11 am Post subject: |
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| Jen4TheWin wrote: | | Glad you guys enjoyed it as much as I did! Thanks for the feedback. |
were did you find this anyways  |
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Jen4TheWin
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| Posted: Mon May 24, 2010 2:42 pm Post subject: |
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| thecarl775 wrote: | | were did you find this anyways |
It has actually been in my email inbox for a longgggg time. It was sent to me from a friend. |
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